Life Lesson #1
When you're watching Scare Tactics and they mention the upcoming clip involves a clown, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Otherwise you will be up all night. Don't believe me? See for yourself:
Life Lesson #2
When your friend asks you to be in his wedding, always ask what they have planned for the reception before agreeing. Otherwise you'll buy the dress and then six months before the wedding find out there's no graceful way to get out of it when you get an email like this:
PS: We all need to learn this dance before April. :) Start practicing!!!!
Yeah, I'm sure there will be video come April. Just another reason for me not to join facebook.
Life Lesson #3
It's okay to put training treats in your mouth when you're working with your 30 pound terrier mix because you know she's going to jump up in a moment of unbridled enthusiasm. It's not a good idea to put training treats in your mouth when you're showing the inmates that's it's possible to work a totally untrained dog without yelling and jerking the leash when the dog looks like this:
150 pound, untrained, 18 month old mastiff
+
4' 10" tall person with training treats in the mouth
=
my nose touching the back of my skull.
Life Lesson #4
Enjoy the simple things in life. And there's nothing simpler than half a rawhide stick:
I guess you can teach an old weasel new tricks. Who knew!?