It's been a very educational week for me. I've learned a lot of new things and feel it is my duty to share with the world. If it helps even one person, my work will be done.
Life Lesson #1
When you're watching Scare Tactics and they mention the upcoming clip involves a clown, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Otherwise you will be up all night. Don't believe me? See for yourself:
Life Lesson #2
When your friend asks you to be in his wedding, always ask what they have planned for the reception before agreeing. Otherwise you'll buy the dress and then six months before the wedding find out there's no graceful way to get out of it when you get an email like this:
PS: We all need to learn this dance before April. :) Start practicing!!!!
Yeah, I'm sure there will be video come April. Just another reason for me not to join facebook.
Life Lesson #3
It's okay to put training treats in your mouth when you're working with your 30 pound terrier mix because you know she's going to jump up in a moment of unbridled enthusiasm. It's not a good idea to put training treats in your mouth when you're showing the inmates that's it's possible to work a totally untrained dog without yelling and jerking the leash when the dog looks like this:
150 pound, untrained, 18 month old mastiff + 4' 10" tall person with training treats in the mouth = my nose touching the back of my skull.
Life Lesson #4
Enjoy the simple things in life. And there's nothing simpler than half a rawhide stick:
I guess you can teach an old weasel new tricks. Who knew!?
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack. – Rudyard Kipling "For a long while I have believed...that in every generation there are a few souls, call them lucky or cursed, who are simply born not belonging, who come into the world semi-detached, if you like, without strong affiliation to family or location or nation or race; that there may even be millions, billions of such souls, as many non-belongers as belongers, perhaps; that, in sum, the phenomenon may be as "natural" a manifestation of human nature as its opposite, but one that has been mostly frustrated, throughout human history, by lack of opportunity.
And not only by that: for those who value stability, who fear transience, uncertainty, change, have erected powerful system of stigmas and taboos against rootlessness, that disruptive, anti-social force, so that we mostly conform, we pretend to be motivated by loyalties and solidarities we do not really feel, we hide our secret identities beneath the false skins of those identities which bear the belongers' seal of approval.
But the truth leaks out in our dreams...: alone in our beds (because we are alone at night, even if we do not sleep by ourselves), we soar, we fly, we flee. And in the waking dreams our societies permit, in our myths, our arts, our songs, we celebrate the non-belongers, the different ones, the outlaws, the freaks.
What we forbid ourselves, we pay good money to watch, in a playhouse or movie theatre, or to read about between the secret covers of a book. Our libraries, our palaces of entertainment tell the truth. The tramp, the assassin, the rebel, the thief, the mutant, the outcast, the delinquent, the devil, the sinner, the traveller, the gangster, the runner, the mask: if we did not recognize in them our least-fulfilled needs, we would not invent them over and over again, in every place, in every language, in every time." – Salman Rushdie